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Passei o dia todo a gozar com o Chuck Norris! :rotfl:
O pessoal meu amigo só dizia: “Tem cuidado, se isso chega aos ouvidos dele, tás fdd!”
Até parece! O pessoal esquece-se que o Chuck Norris é só um actor. Que isso é tudo ficção. Parece que tudo o que dizem dele é verdade!
Abram os olhos, se o Chuck Norris fosse o bad ass que todos dizem, ele chegava agora aqui agarrava pelo nariz e batia-me com a cabeça no tecloijgºaosgdkialamvçdshbçºhi poirbfpegiçlja ~pieroakvgih oj ~+piçl k ºg jºeok ºodfk çlak, gj ijL>i jdfçl ak ºaoiagugf-mjlçgkvrj jv ., ºjs 0i5ol jk a u9-mdf -,. vçklm+ bij ,.
Experimentem por “find Chuck Norris” no google :lol:
You dont find Chuck Norris…Chuck Norris finds you :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Abram os olhos, se o Chuck Norris fosse o bad ass que todos dizem, ele chegava agora aqui agarrava pelo nariz e batia-me com a cabeça no tecloijgºaosgdkialamvçdshbçºhi poirbfpegiçlja ~pieroakvgih oj ~+piçl k ºg jºeok ºodfk çlak, gj ijL>i jdfçl ak ºaoiagugf-mjlçgkvrj jv ., ºjs 0i5ol jk a u9-mdf -,. vçklm+ bij ,.Ler mais: [url]http://www.forumscp.com/index.php?topic=10218.0#ixzz1hHeBZ3sh[/url]
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Deus queria criar o Mundo em 10 dias. Chuck Norris disse: Dou-te 7.
HAHAHAHAA :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Epá :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
É tudo verdade, confirmo! 8)
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… e 30 anos depois, escangalho-me a rir com essa personagem mítica!!!.. finalmente!!.. e graças a vocês!
Chuck Norris can take a arrow to the knee and still be an adventurer.
As minhas favoritas:
- Chuck Norris dorme com a almofada debaixo da arma;
- Jesus caminha por cima da água, Chuck Norris caminha por cima de Jesus;
- Jesus anda sobre a água, Chuck Norris nada em terra;
Foi proibido ao Chuck Norris andar de barco… a ultima vez que o fez espirrou e provocou um tsunami
Uma vez o Chuck Norris atirou uma granada e matou 50 pessoas. Depois a granada explodiu.
Já que estão numa do Chuck Norris…muito atrasados devo dizer…espreitem também os Jack Bauer Facts…
Hehe eu como adoro o Jack Bauer deixo-vos aqui algumas das minhas preferidas:
If everyone at CTU listened to and did everything Jack bauer said, the show would be called 12.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor within 24 hours.
Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re fucking dead.”
Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people cause he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people cause he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris’ neck into 24 pieces.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los Angeles County, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never “attempts” murder.
Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer’s mind. Now he’s sitting in a wheel chair.
Jack Bauer doesn’t have a refresh button on his web browser. All events take place in real time.
Jack Bauer doesn’t have a firewall on his PC. He has a Bauerwall. It’s basically just a JPEG of Jack Bauer. No virus has ever attacked Jack Bauer’s PC. Ever.
Jack Bauer doesn’t need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Jack Bauer would meanwhile do something important.
Já devem saber esta mas pronto … vocês perdoam né ? :mrgreen:
O Chuck Norris é tão bom … mas tão bom … que perdeu a virgindade primeiro que o próprio pai …
E prontos … :shifty: